A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
make me choose:
Chris Hemsworthor Chris Evans
↣ “I weep at everything. I just love things so much.”
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
-DEATH IN BURGUNDY-
video cr. chakhansaram
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Nichelle Nichols, 81. Y’all better know something about black women!!!
Found this on a bulliten board at school.
Unless you’re Adam
"Nobody has the right to turn out and tell me that I can’t wear a certain outfit, that I can’t go out to a certain place because I would be safer, or because a man looks at me…"
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Jai on Hangin with Pricilla, Holding Avocados [x]
all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water
This is the beginning to a boss fight in a Zelda game type shit